Drabble Challenge - 99: “You got a cute butt.”

Honestly, I can see either Jim or Leonard saying this. Here you are, Nonnie!

“You got a cute butt.”

Leonard froze, and turned slowly on his heel to glance down at the speaker.

“Excuse me?” he asked softly, an eyebrow arching up as he stared down at the blond in the waiting room chair.

A pair of brilliant baby blues moved up from Leonard’s ass to his face, and the man flashed an over confident grin at him despite the split in his lips. “Oh, sorry,” the man said softly, leaning back in the seat, somehow both awkwardly stiff – no doubt due to his fractured collar bone – and incredibly nonchalant at the same time. “You got a cute butt, doctor.”

Leonard snorted and rolled his eyes. “Yeah, sure,” he muttered and turned back toward the nurse’s station. The emergency room was busier than usual, and Leonard had pretty much given up on getting out of here on time. The last thing he needed was a guy who probably had a concussion hitting on him.

“What?” he asked when he got to the nurse’s station to see Christine giving him a knowing look.

“Nothing,” Christine said far too innocently, a small smirk crossing her lips as she handed him the file of his next patient.

Leonard narrowed his eyes, but took the folder and headed back to the waiting room. “Jim Kirk?” he called out, opening the file to take a quick look and see what the guy was in for.

“Hey there, Doctor Cute Butt.”

Leonard jerked his head up to see the blond smirking at him.

“Jim Kirk?”

“That’s me,” Jim responded with a wink. “Where do you want me?” He started to walk past Leonard down toward the examination rooms.

Turning to follow him, Leonard paused.

“Hey, Geoff,” he called to another doctor as he came through with a chart of his own. “Switch with me?”

Jim turned to look at him, frowning slightly and Geoff stared at him clearly confused.

“Why?” They both asked at the same time.

Leonard shrugged. “Conflict of interest,” he said easily, holding out the folder to Geoff.

Jim’s frowned deepened. “Are you really that touchy about a compliment?”

Reaching into his lab coat, Leonard pulled out one of his personal business cards and handed it to Jim. “Conflict of interest,” he repeated, then flashed a little smirk of his own at Jim. “You got a cute butt.”